Vinnie The Torch (and Sons), Inc.

As you may have noticed from the main page of this website, Mister Vincent Statutorre is temporarily a valued guest of the Federal Government while he is participating in a legal procedure we are now preparing.

Due to the fact that the government department handling his current residency looks down upon direct contact between its guests and anyone other than his handlers hosts, it is requested than any persons wanting to get in touch with Vincent please use the below form and we will see to it that it is forwarded to him by his main host and translator, Special Agent Giuseppe Renzetto.

If Mister Statutorre has the time and wants to answer your contact request, his response will be forwarded to you by Agent Renzetto through Vincent's former attorney Gene Grossman… and there's always the rare possibility that if things don't go as planned, Vincent may ultimately wind up with years of time to answer all of his emails personally, but we hope not... and lastly, he wants you to check out his former attorney's website occasionally at www.GeneGrossman.com because that's where Vincent's book soon will be offered for sale (pending our clearing it), among the many books written by Mister Grossman.